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October 9, 2012


For the Shellfish Argument, Press One

The phone message below was left on our parish answering machine Sunday afternoon:

I think the caller was upset about this post from April about the Diocese of Texas but I don’t know since he didn’t leave a name or number so I can’t call him back.

The message itself is awesome…like a greatest hits album from Claiming the Blessing. In just one 2 minute message you get:

1. What Are You, Roman Catholic?
2. The Shellfish Argument
3. Paul the Unhinged Self-Hating Gay Man
4. Hater
5. Did I Mention I Went to Harvard?
6. The Future is Very Gay and You’re Not In It

Amazing mental and verbal dexterity…but he did go to Harvard so I suppose that is to be expected.

Hopefully, the caller is still a faithful Stand Firm reader.


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They must have a script they circulate. I get these responses all the time. The one that bothers me the most is “you hate us.”  In fact, I do not - but a principled disagreement is taken as visceral loathing.  One would hope that the “pro-gay” people would listen once in a while, but it is talking to a brick wall to ask them to do so.

And not a clue as to how to interpret the Bible…

I note that this guy (who sounds stereotypical) calls you “Mr Kinsey.”

[1] Posted by AnglicanXn on 10-9-2012 at 01:28 PM · [top]

Tee hee—what a fun message. It’s like a caricature of all the weak, ill-informed “arguments” that revisionists have used over the years.

. . . I gotta wonder if this is a spoof from a conservative Matt—just to be funny . . .

[2] Posted by Sarah on 10-9-2012 at 01:29 PM · [top]

I think many of us have gotten similar messages either by e-mail or to our faces.Thanks for posting it because it helps to know that you are not alone. The caller obviously does not know you well, and is unlikely to want to engage in a listening process in order to get to know you better. His loss…

[3] Posted by Undergroundpewster on 10-9-2012 at 02:14 PM · [top]

It’s the favorite tactic of the liberal establishment - “dropping a bomb”, where they get to say their part but they aren’t interested in what anyone else has to say on the matter.

COWARDLY.  SHELLFISH…er…SELFISH. 

Yawn.  Scratch.  Sniff…nothing to see here.

[4] Posted by B. Hunter on 10-9-2012 at 02:45 PM · [top]

The voice sounds like Gene Robinson’s. Seriously.

[5] Posted by Steve Lake+ on 10-9-2012 at 04:58 PM · [top]

#5, the message is far too intelligent, articulate, and polished to have come from the Bp. of NH.

[6] Posted by Ralph on 10-9-2012 at 05:31 PM · [top]

HAHAHAHA. He went to Harvard, Matt. You’re just some ignorant hick.

[7] Posted by Greg Griffith on 10-9-2012 at 09:26 PM · [top]

Hearing someone accuse Matt+ of being Roman Catholic made my day.  I knew that Reformed stuff was an act… smile

[8] Posted by m+ on 10-9-2012 at 10:06 PM · [top]

Yes.  And he’s actually a Moderate AngloCatholic too.

We have nourished a viper in our respective bosoms!

[9] Posted by Sarah on 10-9-2012 at 10:49 PM · [top]

I just posted a piece today citing an article from Psychology Today entitled, “How Ideology Colors Morality.” 

Liberals and conservatives hold to different moral values, which causes liberals to view conservatives as either intellectually or morally deficient—that is, we must be either stupid or evil.  The pity that the moral relativism of liberals, which otherwise causes them to be tolerant of diverse opinions, isn’t sufficient to cause them to see that we don’t believe what they do—and we have a right not to!  No, they must exterminate those who disagree with them—so that the world can be a more tolerant place!

I am glad I didn’t go to Harvard.  There are few things sadder than the victim of a “good” education.

[10] Posted by ToAllTheWorld on 10-10-2012 at 02:15 AM · [top]

Yeah.  I hate those condescending ivy-league revisionist types.  Good thing we don’t have any in the ACNA.

[11] Posted by J Eppinga on 10-10-2012 at 06:25 AM · [top]

#11 heh

[12] Posted by Matt Kennedy on 10-10-2012 at 07:12 AM · [top]

Aw, Matt.  You had me all primed to hear the Chris Matthews wannabe in full meltdown but I don’t see a link to the recording.  Did I miss something?

[13] Posted by Milton on 10-10-2012 at 10:24 AM · [top]

Milton,  I originally had the same problem.  Even after reloading the page several times, the player for the recording did not show up in my Firefox browser.  I opened up the page in Chrome and, voilĂ , right under the line that says:

“The phone message below was left on our parish answering machine Sunday afternoon:” is a little player that you can click on to hear the phone message.

[14] Posted by ToAllTheWorld on 10-10-2012 at 01:19 PM · [top]

“As anachronistic as William Wordsworth.” That’s not an epithet you hear every day.

[15] Posted by Paul Powers on 10-10-2012 at 11:28 PM · [top]

The player shows up in old-fashioned Internet Explorer too.

[16] Posted by The Little Myrmidon on 10-11-2012 at 09:03 AM · [top]

Interesting message. Yeah, yeah, yeah same old same old.  yawn.  They always want to paint conservatives as *haters* who don’t know how to love while they are so open and loving [except to conservatives of course because we are incapable of receiving love]. One wonders why he bothered to leave the message at all. If he knows Matt never intends to do anything, then why bother??

[17] Posted by SC blu cat lady on 10-11-2012 at 05:20 PM · [top]

Somewhat off-topic: Yale was begun as an orthodox Christian school because Harvard had gone Unitarian in the early 1800’s. It is sad to see how many colleges begun as firmly Christian schools have slipped away, either into religious heresy or, more likely, into complete anti-faith conditions.

[18] Posted by AnglicanXn on 10-15-2012 at 06:48 AM · [top]

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