I’m sure I’m going to catch hell from the usual suspects for posting this, but I figure what doesn’t kill me just makes me stronger. Besides, Kendall’s over there posting his death ray thing, and I know he’s getting away with it because he’s big cuddly Kendall, but you can have your silly death ray. Despite the claim by the guy in the video that they’re not going to manufacture these (yeah right), I’m going to be needing me one as soon as they hit the market: