Oh what a joy these last few weeks have been. The Apostolic Constitution has produced some of the finest Anglican whines in the last seven years. A Catholic bishop has published an open letter to abortionist pseudo-Catholic Legislator Patrick Kennedy in which he essentially calls the congressman’s faith a farce. And the Catholic Archdiocese of Washington DC has declared that rather than be forced to fund non-celibate homosexuals living in damnable sin, as a new district law would mandate, she will simply pull out of social services altogether—ie. act with integrity, which radical extremist Anglicans naturally enough consider “blackmail”

Now, if only the Pope would repent and become a Calvinist like Jesus, Paul, and St. Augustine…