“It is important to note that I have a very fine job.”

“The wife in question is of a Southern lineage, and has also been a member of the Junior League and chaired the annual Rose Bowl.”
“It is an inaccurate and misleading image to claim that I have had affairs with “scores” of hunky men.
“I enjoy running at least five times a week, with two full-body gym workouts.”
“Sarah welcomes and affirms any spouse who desires to have a wholesome, inclusive relationship.”

“The wife believes in The Sacred Bonds of Marriage, children, family values, covenantal partnering, commitment, unity, faithfulness, love, joy, peace, dialogue, telling one’s story, Holy Scripture, and many other fine concepts.”

“Those who have remained in this Loving Marriage—particularly those children for which the wife is Giving Voice—are deeply hurt.  I personally guarantee that even the grown-up children about whom it is rumored may have other ideas about how I have conducted this Faithful, Wholesome Marriage, are Deeply Hurt by the actions of the husband.”
“It is important to note that Sarah’s spouse has never in fact made more than $65,000 in salary in any particular year of this marriage.”