Here’s mine. If someone gets me some of this I will be eternally grateful.
Sadly, after googling and looking all over, the only place to buy it is Switzerland. There is no one who imports (at least from what you can tell). I have emailed a couple places to see.
If anyone finds out where this can be purchased in the U.S., I’ll be eternally grateful.
The promo for the beer is wonderful
http://www.calvinus.ch/
It’s probably bitter, and leaves a bad aftertaste. 
Should be no problem to get this over here. Tell the owner of the local football team that his club is predestined to win if they sell the beer, and it will be on sale at the stadium by next Sunday. (And what do good Calvinists think about that, I wonder?)
Nothing like a bottle of Ould Thumper to do your head in.
Looks like a bottle of soy sauce to me.
#3 - Are you saying you have foreknowledge of how the beer tastes?
#5 - ... or a few Mort Subite Gueuze.
Why not broaden your palate and try a bottle of:
http://www.donandsons.com/threeloosescrews/aquinasnapavalley/
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer…
Take one down
Pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer…
Mildly depraved.
Totally Iresistable!
If you are meant to have it, then have it you will. Your ability to drink the beer is predestined.
Found it at http://www.leshop.ch/leshop/Main.do?rnd=0.8766877707182016#/uk but I think they only deliver to addresses in Switzerland.
Better yet- here’s the order form. Caution- it’s $5.50/ bottle before shipping from Singapore. http://www.swissbeers.com/order.html
I love the tag line on the bottom of the page- Beer is God’s way to tell you He loves you!
Name it and claim it!
Beer is God’s way to tell you He loves you!
Someone truly understands beer!
It’ll depend on whether you are predestined to buy the beer.