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Cutting Edge: Hills of the North Blogs About EDS

Friday, March 7, 2008 • 8:39 am


Hills of the North is on quite a roll—read the entire piece, since it gets even better after the below excerpted section:

Indeed. Like a straight razor on one’s wrist. But that’s the happy face that President and Dean Steven Charleston is trying to put on the sell-off of more than of a third of Episcopal Divinity School’s buildings—to a secular university that mainly trains teachers. Simply put, this act of desperation was necessary because the seminary couldn’t sustain itself financially. Lesley University gets buildings. And EDS gets $33.5 million to keep itself on life support for some years to come while the bleeding continues apace. And there’s more bad news to come, plainly. The ENS propaganda piece reports that plans for the future include further sales or leases of property. And Bishop Charleston acknowledges that some of the changes yet to come will be “discouraging.”

As with the earlier announcements about Seabury Western and Bexley’s Rochester campus, this one is entirely disingenous. The sell-out is called a “partnership,” which is risible given the absolute lack of any common mission between the schools (and somewhat embarrassing given Lesley’s stature). There is the obligatory reference to how tough life is for other seminaries, ignoring the fact that there are orthodox seminaries across the nation that are doing very well. Bishop Charleston says it’s time for the school to take this “big step forward.” But his richest line was the suggested delight that EDS can now “get out from under that burden of being property owners,” a line I last heard from a fellow whose car had just been repossessed.


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The ENS article reports that the partnership is a condominium arrangement, in which Lesley will own the buildings and presumably EDS will make some payment (condo fee) for its partial use.

I do not know what the EDS endowment is, but $33.5 million @ 5%/yr = $1.675 million/yr, which is not very much for an academic institution in an expensive location.  They may be required to eat into the corpus.

Contrast this with TSM, with facilities that include an old A&P;grocery store located in the working town of Ambridge (American Bridge).

[1] Posted by tired on 03-07-2008 at 09:34 AM • top

And let’s not forget that General Theological seminary was trying to build a highrise building that would contain non-seminary uses (e.g. businesses renting space).  They ran into a firestorm of local complaints, however.
Also, GTS seems to be the constant backdrop for ‘church’ or “campus” scenes on NBC’s “Law and Order”.
These seminaries are on life support.  They are not viable.  They are saying a lot about the “changing educational environment” or some such blather, but “Hills of the North” nails the truth.

[2] Posted by Timothy Fountain on 03-07-2008 at 09:42 AM • top

It is well- known among law firms for a failing firm to “merge” with a viable one…or for the phagocytosis of a smaller firm by a more powerful one to be publicized as a “merger”, when everyone knows the reality of the situation.

I’m certainly not making any comparisons between Bishop Charleston and any 20th century European dictators…however, his comment about not having “the burden of being property owners” reminds me of a line from the German High Command during the last couple of weeks of WW2, that, although it was bad that the front lines had receded so much, at least it was easier to keep the troops supplied, as the supply lines had grown so much shorter.

[3] Posted by Kevin Babb on 03-07-2008 at 10:01 AM • top

Well, why does TEC need a school of theology, when they have no theology in the first place?

[4] Posted by The Pilgrim on 03-07-2008 at 10:30 AM • top

#4,

Pilgrim, excellent point.  Philosophy, maybe (and that’s stretching it a fair length).  Theology, no; what TEC is purveying of late is decidedly NOT theology.  TEC could use MTV for a school, if the value of current leadership’s scholarship is used as a benchmark.

[5] Posted by Athanasius Returns on 03-07-2008 at 10:44 AM • top

#5, no philosophy coherent enough to pass peer-review.

[6] Posted by j.m.c. on 03-07-2008 at 11:33 AM • top

These seminaries, as well as some others in TEC, could stay afloat if they called themselves Schools of Social Welfare. At least that would be an honest mission statement.

[7] Posted by David+ on 03-07-2008 at 12:25 PM • top

Well, why does TEC need a school of theology, when they have no theology in the first place?

Game, set, match to Pilgrim!

[8] Posted by Nikolaus on 03-07-2008 at 12:34 PM • top

Kevin Babb gets kudos from me for using the wonderful image-filled term phagocytosis. Reminiscences of high school biology. I can see the bigger amoeba (Lesley Teachers College) grabbing on with its pseudopods and ingesting the little amoeba (EDS).

[9] Posted by robroy on 03-07-2008 at 12:43 PM • top

It is not a coincidence that the national church had to open up a 2 million dollar line of credit and that the Seminaries are financially
  failing. The actions are linked. I guess they figured that unless they won in court there wouldn’t be any need for Seminaries. I think they are financially “on the ropes” doing the “rope a dope” which is the reason that they won’t explain how much they are spending on legal matters. They can’t start draining the Trusts without fears of violation of fiduciary responsibility which comes back on them personally. The wages of sin are expensive. This is why it is important to press them from many quarters. Pressure creates problematic responses for them.

“If you land us at the proper place at the proper time we will fight for sixty days and then if necessary another sixty days after that. We will go forth with all speed and vigor sweeping all that is before us. With God’s grace these men cannot and will not stand before us!”

George Patton to the Joint Chiefs of Staff before the North African Landings

[10] Posted by ctowles on 03-07-2008 at 01:25 PM • top

No wonder “Hills of the North” is causing such a sensation in the small world of Anglican bloggers.  This guy doesn’t mince words.  Takes no prisoners.  Tells it like it is.  Such incisive analysis (as in “slash and burn”) is not only entertaining, it’s wonderfully bracing and encouraging.  And just imagine, Lesley University doesn’t even have a religion department.

And why should people like us spend time reading these blogs?  Well, for one thing, you can learn something new every day, like the meaning of “phagocytosis.”  I’m sure glad surgeon robroy clarified that one for me.  College biology was way too long ago to remember that one.

BTW, ctowles (#10), I think the $2 million credit line you’re thinking of was taken out by the Diocese of Virginia for their mounting legal costs, not the national church.  But at least, to his credit, Bishop Lee and the Diocese of VA are open and clear about those legal fees.  I wish the national headquarters was as straightforward.

David Handy+

[11] Posted by New Reformation Advocate on 03-07-2008 at 03:31 PM • top

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