I’m not an expert in the history of the ELCA, but I’m unaware of any steps the church has taken that represent a more decisive shift toward the radical incoherence of the kind we Piskies enjoy on a daily basis:
CHICAGO - Clergy members who are in homosexual relationships will be able to serve as pastors, the largest U.S. Lutheran body said Saturday.
The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America passed a resolution at its annual assembly urging bishops to refrain from disciplining pastors who are in “faithful committed same-gender relationships.”
The resolution passed by a vote of 538-431.
“The Church ... has just said, ‘Do not do punishments,’” said Phil Soucy, spokesman for Lutherans Concerned, a gay-lesbian rights group within the church. “That is huge.”
The ELCA, which has 4.8 million members, had previously allowed gays to serve as pastors so long as they abstained from sexual relations.
The conference also instructed a committee that is developing a social statement on sexuality to further investigate the issue. The committee is scheduled to release its report in 2009.
Right… so, gays are now allowed to do something straights aren’t allowed to do, which is have sex outside of marriage while remaining a priest in good standing (all in the name of equal rights, by the way).
CJ has some remarks, and has the text of the resolution the Lutherans passed. It’s priceless… absolutely priceless:
RESOLVED, that in an effort to continue as a church in moral deliberation without further strife and pain to its members, the Churchwide Assembly prays, urges, and encourages synods, synodical bishops, and the presiding bishop to refrain from or demonstrate restraint in disciplining those congregations and persons who call into the rostered ministry otherwise-qualified candidates who are in a mutual, chaste, and faithful committed same-gender relationship; and be it further
RESOLVED, that the Churchwide Assembly prays, urges, and encourages synods, synodical bishops, and the presiding bishop to refrain from or demonstrate restraint in disciplining those rostered leaders in a mutual, chaste, and faithful committed same-gender relationship who have been called and rostered in this church.
As to the first resolve, I can save Lutheran church leaders and observers years of anguish and confusion by stating, without a shred of doubt, that this resolution will not only fail to prevent “further strife and pain to its members,” but rather increase it by at least an order of magnitude. See, this has been tried before, by the Episcopal Church, and boy has that plan really worked out well. Right now, the most informed 10% of your theological right are packing their bags. The next 10% are organizing the resistance. In another year or two, churches will be voting to leave, and you’ll be faced with the choices - one bad and one worse - of waving goodbye to them, or suing them.
As to the second resolve, I can guarantee with equal certainty that in declining to discipline clergy in “mutual, chaste, and faithful committed same-gender relationship who have been called and rostered in this church,” you are prescribing to yourselves some of the worst medicine ever concocted by the confused post-modern mind. This is your Pike, your Spong, your Robinson moment, after which any hope of exerting anything resembling “discipline” is lost forever. What exactly is defined as a “mutual, chaste, and faithful committed same-gender relationship”? Is that just one partner for life? Surely you jest. Then is it two? Five? Ten? How long must the interval between partners be to qualify as “committed” as opposed to “serially promiscuous”?
The answer is… you don’t know, because if you did, you would have defined the terms before you employed them as standards. And why did you fail to define them?
The answer is… you don’t dare, because who are you to presume to declare what is “mutual, chaste, and faithful”? How can you know the hearts of your gay brothers and sisters? You’ve never walked a mile in their shoes, and what’s more, you can’t. You’ll… never… [sniff]... know… what… [sniff]... it’s… like…
No sirree Bob.
What you people need…
... is a good, long listening process.
Which is what I’m sure that committee report will recommend.
As soon as it’s released.
In 2009.













What is chaste about homo-sex?